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Classifieds: My college girlfriend masturbates on the bus while I film her

Date: 2018-02-08 20:47

стыдно сказать, где (в Яндекс Дзене) я нашла эти шутки, но вроде смешные

Trump is walking out of the White House and heading towards his limo when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would-be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald duck."


My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.


Jokes about communism are not funny unless everybody gets them.


I said you like that because for three reasons a boy love to spend time with a girl:

1. He have no friends in its life
2. He want a girlfriend
3. He feels she is the the smartest compared others

I am none of above trust me
I feel more happy to be single and I make my other friends mad those who knows me nearly a year or more )



Говорите, что любите Сын Ги и хотите Сын Ги, да?😂😆

Хорошо!😆Сейчас проверим, как вы его любите и какая у вас скорость по нему!😁😈🤗

Кто хочет попить горячего кофе с Сын Ги?❤️В очередь!😂😏КТО БЫСТРЕЕ И КТО В КАКОМ МЕСТЕ ОКАЖЕТСЯ?😂

😂Сын Ги, на тебе столько жалоб, поэтому чур лишь я иду к тебе☕️🖤


Хочу себе сумасшедшую, классную, красивую, смешную, веселую подругу, с которой я буду вечно дружить. Понимаете, мне нужна она, либо моя жизнь некрасочная, несочная, да и вообще никакая. Есть кандидаты?

I want a crazy, classy, ​​beautiful, funny, funny girlfriend, with whom I will always be friends. You see, I need it, or my life is unpainted, inconsistent, and in general, no. Are there any candidates?


The right answer to Polling Question #5:
It is _____________, but I think I must break up with my girlfriend. She does not seem to be faithful.
■ - It is A BITTER PILL TO SWALLOW, but I think I must break up with my girlfriend.
#health@englishpoc #english_vocabulary@englishpoc #sick@englishpoc #idioms@englishpoc


#beautiful #cute #magic #miia #sexy #miiamonstermusume #monstergirl #monstermusumenoirunichijou
Why imagination is so fantastic? It makes you fully capable of imagining a full magic life with a girlfriend who is half a snake ... Why it's not? Same reason ...

Haha! Who am I kidding? Imagination rules above all else!

(Had to do one more Miia. She's my symbol on what anime can do to you. Spell binding stuff!)

(Lines and color by me.
Original pieces and character by Oyakado.)